Re: Random, funny, cool, "oh shi- that guy just landed on his nuts" thread :D

**Character** · **Character** on 20th February 2009, 03:37

Damn crazy ninjas!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtR2m20C2YM&NR=1

**Hrim** · **Hrim** on 20th February 2009, 13:02

**Character** · **Character** on 21st February 2009, 21:31

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBnqGa2l2OI&feature=related

I don't know why this is funny, but it is! Awesome

**Finkregh** · **Finkregh** on 21st February 2009, 22:19

omg double punched XD

**Lyle** · **Lyle** on 28th February 2009, 21:47

Luckiest man alive

**Hrim** · **Hrim** on 28th February 2009, 22:00

holycrap!! that dude should play on the lottery!

**Glutton** · **Glutton** on 4th March 2009, 01:59

**Hatsuharu** · **Hatsuharu** on 4th March 2009, 14:42

LMAO XD

**Yyrkoon** · **Yyrkoon** on 4th March 2009, 21:16

The Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin, appeared on 'Who Wants To Be A Millionaire'. Towards the end of the program had already won £500,000.

“You've done very well so far”, said Chris Tarrant, the show's presenter.

“But for the one million pounds you've only got one life-line left, which is the ‘phone-a-friend’.

Everything is riding on this question... Will you go for it?”

“Sure”, said Mick. “I'll have a go!”

“OK”, Chris Tarrant said. “Which of the following birds does not build its own nest?

a) Sparrow, b) Thrush, c) Magpie, d)Cuckoo?”

“I haven't got a clue!” Mick said, “so I'll use me last lifeline and phone me friend Paddy back home in Dublin .”

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

“F*ckin hell, Mick!” Paddy cried out. “That's f*ckin simple… it's a f*ckin cuckoo.”

“Are you sure?”

“I'm f*ckin sure.”

So, Mick hung up the phone and told Chris, “I'll go with Cuckoo as me answer.”

“Is that your final answer?” asked Chris.

“That it is, Sir.”

There was a long - long pause, and then the presenter screamed,

“Cuckoo is the correct answer! Mick, you've won a million pounds!”

The next night, Mick invited Paddy to their local pub to buy him a drink.

“Tell me, Paddy? How in Heaven's name did you know it was tha Cuckoo that doesn't build its own nest?”

“Because it lives in a F*ckin clock Mick!”

**Hatsuharu** · **Hatsuharu** on 5th March 2009, 01:48

My IRL name is Mick T_T

**Glutton** · **Glutton** on 5th March 2009, 01:57

lol ur RL name is mick? u look like a Hatsu to me Nyam

**Yyrkoon** · **Yyrkoon** on 5th March 2009, 14:47

Lunan · Lunan on 6th March 2009, 09:58

273 random funny pictures for the first lucky 10! I made this collection myself, mainly using http://icanhascheezburger.com/

http://rapidshare.com/files/205935576/FunnyPictures.rar.html

The reason it is the first 10 is that I don't have a rapidshare account, so it only allows 10 downloads - I can re-upload if need rises beyond that.

Perhaps post your favourites? I haven't sorted some of the older ones very well BTW, so there might be some crap in there too.

**Yyrkoon** · **Yyrkoon** on 7th March 2009, 16:04

Here is another random classic, which always makes me burst out laughing:

ENJOY

**Yyrkoon** · **Yyrkoon** on 11th March 2009, 16:51

I AM NOW GOING TO CONTRIBUTE WITH SOME OF THE 'GET DOWN' MEME, ENJOY:

ORIGIN (a glitch in Goldeneye 007 on N64):

Followups: